A few facts about Paul Main Man
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he already had 3 missed calls from Paul Main Man
Paul Main Man watches videos in a DVD player
Paul Main Man can make water boil at room temperature
Paul Main Man stole Voldemorts nose
Paul Main Man can do a wheelie on a unicycle
During a recent exotic foreign holiday, Paul Main Man was bitten by a shark. That shark died shortly afterwards
Ghosts sit around a fire and tell Paul Main Man stories
Paul Main Man can piss into gale force winds
Paul Main Man killed a Giraffe with a Christmas card
Paul Main Man can actually delete his recycle bin on his computer
There was no such thing as a Giraffe until Paul Main Man uppercutted a horse
Paul Main Man can slam revolving doors
Paul Main Man sleeps with a pillow under his gun
Life insurance costs are based on how far away from Paul Main Man you live
Paul Main Man doesn't celebrate goals, goals celebrate Paul Main Man
Paul Main Man doesn't do pushups. He pushes the world down.
Paul Main Man can throw a balloon through a brick wall
If Carlsberg did defenders...
How many Paul Main Man's does it take to change a light bulb? Zero! The bulb changes itself Coz the dark is scared of Paul Main Man
Superman wears Paul Main Man pajamas
Paul Main Man counted to infinity......twice.
When the hulk sees Paul Main Man he turns back into Bruce Banner
Paul Main Man can touch MC Hammer
Raoul Moat shot himself when he heard Gazza was bringing some bread, some chicken and Paul Main Man down to see him
Colonel Gaddafi isn`t hiding from the rebels, he`s hiding from Paul Main Man
Paul Main Man had sex on a tractor. Some liquid dribbled onto the seat and now that tractor is called Optimus prime
Paul Main Man once bought a Tesco brand load in Asda
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Paul Main Man
Paul Main Man doesn’t flush the toilet.... he scares the shit out of it
Paul Main Man was in a petrol station in Glasgow today! As he approached the checkout he reached for his wallet and out fell samaras
I know most of the Paul Main Man Facts are just Chuck Norris Facts....but try telling that to Paul Main Man.
Darwin was wrong with his evolutionary theory. The earth simply consists of animals Paul Main Man has allowed to live!!
Paul Main Man built the hospital he was born in
The sun wears sunglasses to protect itself from Paul Main Man
Paul Main Man was once confronted by Dracula himself, in Transylvania. Dracula is now dead.
Paul Main Man doesn't have a shadow because it's too scared to follow him around
4 young men had a dream that dream became Paul Main Man
Paul Main Man doesn’t age. He levels up
Paul Main Man fought the law and he won
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Paul Main Man watches videos in a DVD player
Paul Main Man can make water boil at room temperature
Paul Main Man stole Voldemorts nose
Paul Main Man can do a wheelie on a unicycle
During a recent exotic foreign holiday, Paul Main Man was bitten by a shark. That shark died shortly afterwards
Ghosts sit around a fire and tell Paul Main Man stories
Paul Main Man can piss into gale force winds
Paul Main Man killed a Giraffe with a Christmas card
Paul Main Man can actually delete his recycle bin on his computer
There was no such thing as a Giraffe until Paul Main Man uppercutted a horse
Paul Main Man can slam revolving doors
Paul Main Man sleeps with a pillow under his gun
Life insurance costs are based on how far away from Paul Main Man you live
Paul Main Man doesn't celebrate goals, goals celebrate Paul Main Man
Paul Main Man doesn't do pushups. He pushes the world down.
Paul Main Man can throw a balloon through a brick wall
If Carlsberg did defenders...
How many Paul Main Man's does it take to change a light bulb? Zero! The bulb changes itself Coz the dark is scared of Paul Main Man
Superman wears Paul Main Man pajamas
Paul Main Man counted to infinity......twice.
When the hulk sees Paul Main Man he turns back into Bruce Banner
Paul Main Man can touch MC Hammer
Raoul Moat shot himself when he heard Gazza was bringing some bread, some chicken and Paul Main Man down to see him
Colonel Gaddafi isn`t hiding from the rebels, he`s hiding from Paul Main Man
Paul Main Man had sex on a tractor. Some liquid dribbled onto the seat and now that tractor is called Optimus prime
Paul Main Man once bought a Tesco brand load in Asda
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Paul Main Man
Paul Main Man doesn’t flush the toilet.... he scares the shit out of it
Paul Main Man was in a petrol station in Glasgow today! As he approached the checkout he reached for his wallet and out fell samaras
I know most of the Paul Main Man Facts are just Chuck Norris Facts....but try telling that to Paul Main Man.
Darwin was wrong with his evolutionary theory. The earth simply consists of animals Paul Main Man has allowed to live!!
Paul Main Man built the hospital he was born in
The sun wears sunglasses to protect itself from Paul Main Man
Paul Main Man was once confronted by Dracula himself, in Transylvania. Dracula is now dead.
Paul Main Man doesn't have a shadow because it's too scared to follow him around
4 young men had a dream that dream became Paul Main Man
Paul Main Man doesn’t age. He levels up
Paul Main Man fought the law and he won
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